wet dreamspic

wet dreams

my boyfriend kissing jeffree - i'm the luckiest girl in the world.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Apr 09, 2008

Dirrrtydiana's Photo Stream

4 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Aug 17, 2007
yummypic

yummy

that is IN FACT my hot boyfriend. however, the ass and legs aren't mine - she got hired for this photo. the photo and idea…
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Aug 07, 2007
wheelchair shannaniganspic
best band EVER!vid

best band EVER!

my boyfriend and my roommate and their new band. tour dates will be announced shortly.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jun 21, 2007
outtakepic

outtake

dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jun 17, 2007
plastic explosionpic
teethpic

teeth

dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jun 12, 2007
before she freaking diedpic

before she freaking died

aslkegulhjeroih
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jun 11, 2007
who wants a piece?pic

who wants a piece?

my sexy boyfriend and i being camwhores... you know you want in!
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jun 09, 2007
calamine love magicpic
what the hell was that?vid

what the hell was that?

it's on YOUR team
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana May 25, 2007
balLOONEY!pic

balLOONEY!

you saw the behind the scenes video....this is what came out of all that jackassery.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana May 24, 2007
behind the scenesvid

behind the scenes

what's it like to shoot with me starring: shelby as the sexy redhead, her hot boyfriend as the balloon wrangler, my sexy boyfriend as the reflector…
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana May 20, 2007
suffocatingpic

suffocating

for you meghan mayhem fans: here are her boobs.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana May 09, 2007
windblownpic

windblown

don't shut the window; it's hot in here. damnit, i'm good.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Apr 25, 2007
shut up and kiss mevid

shut up and kiss me

the bloods and the crypts making peace
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Apr 16, 2007
taste the rainbowpic
take my fucking breath awaypic

take my fucking breath away

i had to suck off a smurf to get this self portrait done.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Apr 11, 2007
hotter than the firey pits of hellpic

hotter than the firey pits of hell

because i'm a camwhore and looking this good takes hard work - i've earned the right to be vain.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Apr 08, 2007

Sickotik-dot-com

here you can find my photography... see - comment - enjoy - hate - critique - promote - etc stealing will result in consequences.
2 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 28, 2007
i love black chickspic
bubbliciouspic

bubblicious

fairy washing machine?
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 20, 2007
getting repeatedly stabbed has never been so much funvid

getting repeatedly stabbed has never been so much fun

if only paper cuts were this exciting
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 16, 2007

Sickotik-dot-com

here you can find my photography... see - comment - enjoy - hate - critique - promote - etc stealing will result in consequences.
2 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 15, 2007
may i get you something to drink?vid

may i get you something to drink?

VIP room for dj juice's birthday. whoever he is, he's got a LOT of friends. too short never came up to see me. fucker.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 09, 2007
it's mah birfday!vid

it's mah birfday!

another night at work...it's always somebody's fucking birthday...
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 09, 2007
i was mad at itpic
how much bigger?pic

how much bigger?

it's time for a hair cut.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 05, 2007
lights on, last callvid

lights on, last call

from the perspective of a bartender in the hottest hip hop club in downtown oakland - it was the end of the night, i was…
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 05, 2007

Dirrrtydiana's Photo Stream

2 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Mar 01, 2007

Dirrrtydiana's Photo Stream

2 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 28, 2007

Dirrrtydiana's Photo Stream

3 new pics
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 26, 2007
i spy a kittyvid
first day of classvid

first day of class

and i already make a good impression
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 19, 2007
in flamespic

in flames

don't get too close, our hotness might set you on fire.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 16, 2007
one lucky dickpic

one lucky dick

when your dick is this big, you get all the pussy!
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 14, 2007
taste the rainbow...i mean...sandwichpic

taste the rainbow...i mean...sandwich

i ran around asking for a sandwich all night. turns out 009 had one in her bag and gave it to me. it was amazing.
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 13, 2007
bedroom eyespic

bedroom eyes

vanity is my guilty pleasure
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Feb 11, 2007
my own personal rockstarmaidvid

my own personal rockstar/maid

not only can he play guitar, bass, keyboard and god-knows-what else and tour the country, rotny can also clean my bathroom. check out my toilet…
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jan 29, 2007
boob montagevid

boob montage

in the bathroom at a restaurant in sacramento, after the peaches show back in december '06
dirrrtydiana
dirrrtydiana Jan 27, 2007
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dirrrtydiana (more info)
  • Member Since: 2007-01-26
  • Relationship Status: roaming
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Children: I Don't Want Kids
  • Education: In College
  • Occupation: image maker/booze slinger

About Me:

hello there assholes! i'm here because i like jumping bandwagons. actually, i've just making way too many videos that are hilarious to not be here. there you go. watch them. laugh. and stuff.

Interests:

raping babies, midget gangbangs, granny porn, brown showers, bukkake, punching giraffes, lesbian nuns, me, tequila, sex, smoking, money, men, non sequiters, PHOTOGRAPHY

Favorite Music:

all of it, i don't even know where to begin

Favorite Movies:

all the artsy shit, the ones that aren't in english, films from directors you don't recognize, stuff that's hecka deep, any title that makes me more elite than you when i say it, and so on

Favorite TV Shows:

no